25% THC • Hybrid • 25.36% CBS
Cure: 4.5/5
Smell: 5/5
Taste: 5/5
Strength: 4.5/5
Final Score: 9.5/10
Fucking great weed. I’ve been waiting a good minute to try B Eazy’s weed, and the wait was well worth it. This Terpz and Caicos has been a staple of his for the last few years and just by cracking the seal alone you’ll understand why. HEAVY gelato aroma with hints of citrus and gas. The aroma just stings the nostrils, burns off your nose hairs, and though Gelato has been beaten like a dead horse with all the new strains coming out within the same family tree, you can’t ignore the stench of this bud. Its frostiness mixed with the deep purple and green finish nearly completes a perfect score if it weren’t for the A-cup size of these nugs. These are littles fr. Tiny, minscule nugs. A grower not a shower.
However, size doesn’t matter here. This Terpz and Caicos packs a fucking punch to the gut, then an uppercut to the chin. No dickriding, this shit had me on my ass. Very sedating head and body high, the type to knock you out and sleep a full 8 hours, unbothered. If you can beat the couchlock effects the strain actually works well as a creative high. Reading a book or listening to music sounds 1000x better on this. Good for sex, too, not that I’m having it. And I like Gelato, too. It’s not my favorite, but my favorite strain (Jealousy) has Gelato in its lineage. I’m more into OG and diesel phenos, real pine terps in my weed complete me, but I’ll never pass up on Gelato. I see the strain like Jessica Alba where you know she’s been around Hollywood her whole life, been with dudes bigger and better looking than you, and with more money and nicer cars, but would you really say no to her if she presented you a chance? Not me. She’s a fine wine, very much like Gelato.
Mix all the bullshit I just said with a very smooth and tasty finish to this smoke, and you got a great strain. B Eazy is a new favorite, and I really hope he throws us a fucking bone here in San Diego. Can’t find anyone else in the city who’s got it other than Backpack Boyz located all the way in Middle Earth (La Mesa). Whatever, great weed anyways.
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